var quotes = new Array;
quotes.push("<h2 class=\"chunk\">is 32 flavors and then some</h2>");
quotes.push("<h2 class=\"chunk\">has a real eye for talent</h2>");
quotes.push("<h2 class=\"chunk\">had breakfast for dinner today</h2>");
quotes.push("<h2 class=\"chunk\">kills 99.9 percent of germs on contact</h2>");
quotes.push("<h2 class=\"chunk\">do not store above 105 degrees Fahrenheit</h2>");
quotes.push("<h2 class=\"chunk\">speaks Japanese in French</h2>");
quotes.push("<h2 class=\"chunk\">is what you\'ve been waiting for</h2>");
quotes.push("<h2 class=\"chunk\">is not a number</h2>");
quotes.push("<h2 class=\"chunk\">plays well with others</h2>");
quotes.push("<h2 class=\"chunk\">is not a singer on MySpace</h2>");
quotes.push("<h2 class=\"chunk\">has never been to Atlantic City</h2>");
quotes.push("<h2 class=\"chunk\">is speaking at WordCamp Atlanta</h2>");
quotes.push("<h2 class=\"chunk\">is speaking at SXSWi</h2>");
quotes.push("<h2 class=\"chunk\">Cherry\'s the name, Scrabble\'s the game</h2>");
document.write(quotes[(Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length))]);